Revel of the Fallen God

Eight power of hasty bodies for seven mana, dumped onto the table all at once: that is the entire pitch, and it is a deliberately blunt one. Where many red-green token-makers hedge their payoff (a body now and a body later, or tokens that want an anthem to matter), this one commits the whole board in a single sorcery and bets that haste forces a response before the opponent untaps. The token count is the design point. Four 2/2s arrive faster than a fair seven-mana spell should, and spreading the power across four bodies means spot removal trades one-for-one against a quarter of the threat: a board wipe answers it cleanly, but only as a sorcery on the following turn, by which point the haste has already collected eight damage or an attack-trigger's worth of value. That timing window is what justifies the cast over a single fat body. The catch is everything past the initial swing: seven mana for a one-shot with no recursion, no card advantage beyond raw presence, and a board that a sweeper deletes in full. On rate alone it reads as a fair-but-unexciting curve-topper. The math shifts when the four tokens are doing more than attacking: feeding a sacrifice engine, triggering attack payoffs, or fueling a creature-count synergy, where four bodies in one cast is a denser source of fodder than nearly anything at its mana value.