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Retched Wretch

Creature — Goblin2 generic manaBlack mana

The recursion clause reads like a reward but functions as a leash: this Goblin only crawls back if it dies carrying a -1/-1 counter, and it returns stripped of every ability, including the very trigger that brought it back. The loop is deliberately one-and-done. You cannot machine-gun a sacrifice engine with it; the counter has to land first, the body has to die second, and what returns is an inert 4/2 that will never recur again. Everything about the card hinges on that ordering, which pushes you toward decks that manufacture -1/-1 counters as a resource, either shrinking your own creatures to fuel a second life or trading in combat where a wither-style effect leaves the counter behind. The 4/2 frame does double duty: two toughness means a single -1/-1 counter chips it to a fragile 3/1, so the same mechanic that unlocks the return also drags the creature closer to dying with the counter still on it. This is a Goblin meant to be spent twice and no more, and the second body is a strictly worse creature than the first by design. What makes the counter interesting is that it serves as both the return condition and the clock counting the creature down; placing it is a two-step commitment rather than a one-time debuff.

Retched Wretch (ecl)
ECL · #117uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $0.12
Foil: $0.13
Oracle Text

Rules text

When this creature dies, if it had a -1/-1 counter on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control and it loses all abilities.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
Legal
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
Legal
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
Legal
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
Legal
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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