Reptilian Recruiter
Threaten-on-a-stick has a long red lineage, and this one splits its unlock into two conditions that pull the card in opposite directions. Against something small, the low-power clause makes it a clean tempo swing: borrow a mana dork or a defensive blocker, swing with it, and the trample body comes along for free. But the Lizard rider removes the ceiling on what you can target, which is where the design gets pointed. Control another Lizard and the biggest thing on the far side of the table becomes your attacker for a turn, untapped and hasted, a sorcery-speed sacrifice-fodder engine or a wrath-dodging redirect. The tension between the two conditions is the whole point. The generic mode keeps the card playable without tribal support, while the tribal mode is the reward, and it is a much bigger reward than the rate suggests, because a temporary steal of a genuinely large creature is a swing no small-target Threaten can match. The 4/2 body is the cost of admission: fragile enough that the borrowed creature usually matters more than the Recruiter itself, which is fitting for a card whose best turns are spent making someone else's threat do the work.
