Relic Sloth

Vigilance and menace on a 4/4 for five is a functional attacker built to answer a single question: how do you keep pressure on the board without ever conceding the ground you're holding? Vigilance means the beast never has to choose between the swing and the block; menace forces the defender to commit two bodies to trade, and against a board that can't spare them, it simply gets through. The pairing is the whole design, and it's a common Boros idiom: aggression that doesn't leave you open. Nothing here is subtle or hidden, and that's the point. This is the honest midrange body a two-color aggro deck wants when it needs a threat that keeps attacking, keeps guarding, and demands more from the opponent's combat math than its stat line suggests. The Sloth Beast type and the deliberately un-slothful evasion are a small joke at the creature's expense; the card does the plain work of turning a decent body into one that's genuinely awkward to race or wall.