Rambunctious Mutt

White has always paid a premium for artifact and enchantment removal that arrives stapled to a body, and this is the least ornamented version of that bargain: a 3/4 that snaps off a Disenchant when it lands, with the target restricted to something an opponent controls so it never turns on your own board. The restriction is the point. Divorcing the destruction from your own permanents means the trigger cannot be aimed at a redundant token or a spent Signet on your side, so the effect resolves as pure attrition against a problem permanent rather than a flexible sacrifice-outlet enabler. What five mana buys here is guaranteed value: a naturalize that also blocks, which matters in a color that historically leans on its creatures to close games rather than its removal to win them. It is a workmanlike design filling the "safe" removal-plus-body slot: the card you want when you have drawn no clean answer to an artifact and cannot afford to spend a whole turn doing nothing but killing it. The rate asks for no admiration and needs none; the card exists so that white's answer to a troublesome permanent does not cost a card and a tempo hit both, and the 3/4 frame gives it a floor even when there is nothing on the opposing side worth destroying.