Plated Crusher

Hexproof on a creature this far up the curve is a strange place to spend it. The keyword pays its dues in the matchups where green's big bodies historically died on the spot: targeted removal, the pinpoint burn or destroy effect that turns a top-end threat into a one-for-one tempo loss. A 7/6 with trample closes games regardless, but trample plus hexproof is the specific combination that makes it a closer your opponent cannot answer cleanly with the spells they would rather be casting. They have to block it, chump it, or race it, and trample punishes the chump. The triple-green cost is the honest part of the design: this deep into the curve, it fences the card off from anything but a committed mono-green or heavily green ramp shell, which is exactly where a hexproof finisher earns its keep. The protection is deliberately narrow, and that narrowness is what keeps it from being oppressive. It does not dodge sweepers, it does not dodge a creature simply being bigger, and (the point worth saying plainly) it does not dodge an edict, because forcing you to sacrifice a creature targets the player, not the body. Edicts are precisely the answer that gets around hexproof, so the protection covers the spot-removal green's fatties have always feared while leaving a clean line open for the opponent willing to make you do the sacrificing. This is the uncomplicated version of a recurring green idea: a payoff for reaching seven mana that asks only that you arrive in green and arrive untargetable.