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Plasma Jockey

Creature — Lizard Warrior3 generic manaRed mana

A 3/1 that unlocks evasion for the whole team is a strange piece of geometry, and this card leans all the way into it. The attack trigger makes one of your opponent's creatures unable to block for the turn, which clears a path for every attacker you commit, the Jockey included, and turns the body into a lever for a wider board rather than a threat that has to carry itself. Pair that with the fragility of a 3/1 and you get a creature built to be spent, not defended. Blitz is what resolves the tension: casting it cheap gives it haste to swing the turn it lands, converts its scheduled sacrifice into a drawn card, and reframes it as a one-turn enabler rather than a permanent you keep. You get a single attack step where a blocker vanishes and your alpha strike goes wider, then you draw and move on. That is the design telling you honestly what it is: a temporary can't-block effect stapled to a body you were always going to lose. The mode where you pay full price and hold it exists, but the math argues for the fast version almost every time, since a 3/1 that survives to your next turn is not worth protecting the way the expensive line wants it to be.

Plasma Jockey (snc)
SNC · #115common
Pricing
Normal: $0.12
Foil: $0.12
Oracle Text

Rules text

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. Blitz 2 generic manaRed mana (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
Legal
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
Legal
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
N/A
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