Perimeter Sergeant
The tribal anthem-on-attack has a long history in white, and this one wears its restriction plainly: the buff is horizontal only, so a wide board of Humans hits harder while their toughness stays put. That +1/+0 does nothing defensively and evaporates at end of turn, which pins the card firmly into the go-wide aggressive role it was built for. The 3/2 body confirms the intent: one more attacker in a crowd, not a card you build a fortress around. It wants to be attacking every turn, and it wants three or four other Humans doing the same. Human is one of the deepest creature-type wells in the game, and a repeatable attack-step pump on a cheap Human body is the connective tissue such a deck runs on: deployable on curve, redundant enough to stack, and irrelevant the moment the board is empty. There is no rattlesnake here, no reason to respect it in isolation. Its value scales entirely with the count of Humans already committed, which makes it a payoff that only pays once the deck around it has already done its job.
