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Patched Plaything

Artifact Creature — Toy2 generic manaWhite mana

The whole design hinges on the phrase "if you cast it from your hand." A 4/3 double strike for three mana is a rate white does not normally get to touch, so the card buries a tax in the fine print: cast it the honest way and it walks in as a 2/1, its stats halved by two -1/-1 counters. The reward is for getting it onto the battlefield by any route that isn't a hard cast. Blink it, reanimate it, cheat it in, and the counters never apply, leaving the full 4/3 body swinging for eight on an unblocked turn. What makes this a genuinely clever piece of tension is that the counters, once they land, stick around: this isn't a temporary debuff or an enters-tapped speed bump but a stat line you carry until you can strip the counters off with something like Solemnity's replacement effect or a counter-removal answer, or blink it back in fresh. That turns a body with real keyword text into a puzzle piece for any deck already invested in recursion or flicker, where the "downside" is simply switched off. The Toy typing and the patchwork art frame the whole thing as a broken thing stitched together, and the mechanics honor the flavor: hard-cast, it arrives damaged; brought back from somewhere else, it arrives whole.

Patched Plaything (dsk)
DSK · #24uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $0.16
Foil: $0.07
Oracle Text

Rules text

Double strike This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it if you cast it from your hand.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
Legal
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
Legal
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
Legal
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
Legal
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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