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Paramecia Coloniex

Creature — Zombie Worm1 generic manaBlack mana
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How this card plays

7 reviews

BG Graveyard and Mardu Food are the only two homes that take this seriously, and they want it for different reasons. For BG, this is a P1P4 to P1P6 staple: a turn-two body that stocks the bin by three and pre-pays for its own Gravedigger trigger, which is exactly the curve the archetype is trying to assemble. Mardu sacrifice cares less about the mill and treats the death trigger as a delayed creature tutor onto the library, so the rate there drops to fourth or fifth in colors.

The format is kind to it in two specific ways. Stomped by the Foot and Bot Bashing Time both clean up 2/2s cheaply, which means the worm dies on schedule rather than rotting in play, and a medium-speed format gives you the turns to actually cash the deferred return. The one card that genuinely punishes the recursion is Dimensional Exile: an aura that exiles the worm directly skips the death trigger entirely, denying the second installment you paid for up front. Conventional removal like Grounded for Life is a fine trade for the opponent but not a blowout, since destroying the worm only feeds the dies clause you wanted anyway.

The mill matters more here than the baseline read suggests. TMT has only five mill cards by count, but the format's deep legendary uncommons and Disappear creatures make a stocked graveyard a real resource rather than incidental decoration. The top-of-library return also stings less than usual: Scry commons and cycling give you more ways than most formats to convert that pre-set top-deck into immediate tempo.

Maindeck in BG, maindeck in Mardu, sideboard nowhere.

Paramecia Coloniex (tmt)
TMT · #70uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $0.18
Foil: $0.23
Oracle Text

Rules text

When this creature enters, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.) When this creature dies, you may exile it. When you do, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
Legal
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
Legal
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
Legal
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
Legal
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
Legal
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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