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Moxonomy

Mary Read and Anne Bonny

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Pirate1 generic manaBlue manaRed mana

A looter dressed as an aggressive body, and the discard clause is what turns the filtering into an economy. The tap ability draws first, then discards, straightforward card selection until you read the trigger, which treats that discard as a resource: pitch an Island, a Pirate, or a Vehicle and the loot pays you a tapped Treasure for the trouble. That narrows the payoff to a deck built to feed it rather than any old graveyard filler, and it rewards a manabase and creature base stocked with fuel, since every draw-and-discard cycle can bankroll the next spell. Haste matters less as a beatdown enabler than as a guarantee the machine starts the turn it lands: no summoning-sickness delay before you begin digging. The design sits in a familiar Izzet lineage of card-selection engines that reward you for treating your hand as raw material rather than a fixed set of resources, but the Treasure kickback bends it toward a build-around. You are not just smoothing your draws, you are converting your own discards into ramp and fixing. Merfolk Looter smoothed; this one smooths and mines. The 3/3 body is incidental to all of it, a clock that comes free with the engine.

Mary Read and Anne Bonny (acr)
ACR · #61rare
Pricing
Normal: $0.37
Foil: $0.56
Oracle Text

Rules text

Haste Tap: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever you discard an Island, Pirate, or Vehicle card, create a tapped Treasure token.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
Legal
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
Legal
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