Marketwatch Phantom
A go-wide payoff dressed as an evasion enabler. Most white weenie decks want to flood the board with small bodies and then find a way over the wall of blockers; this one folds that reward into a creature already contributing to the flood. Every mana dork, one-drop, and token that meets the power-2-or-less threshold hands it flying for the turn, which means the more your board resembles a real go-wide deck the more reliably it slips through the air. The threshold is doing the real work here: it excludes your bigger threats, so the ability wants a specific kind of board, one packed with cheap creatures rather than a couple of fatties. That constraint keeps it from being an all-purpose evader and ties it to a particular deckbuilding shape. The evasion is also strictly conditional and temporary: no creature enters on your turn, no flying, and it stops mattering entirely the moment your development stalls. It rewards the exact game plan that white aggro already wants to run, then asks that plan to keep humming to stay airborne.
