Lasyd Prowler

A 5/5 for four that fills your own graveyard on the way down, then keeps paying out after it dies: the two halves of this Snake pull lands in opposite directions without ever counting the same pile twice. The enter trigger is a self-mill sized to your board, dumping cards equal to lands you control off the top, an imprecise deposit that seeds the yard with whatever happens to be up there. What matters later is not what this one trigger buried but what settles into the graveyard over the course of a game. Renew reads that accumulated pile at cash-out time, counting land cards in the yard and stacking that many +1/+1 counters on a creature while exiling the beater for good. The gap between "lands milled now" and "land cards sitting in the yard when you activate" is the whole point: the growth spell scales with a graveyard you keep filling by other means, so a deck that fetches, cracks, and cycles converts spent mana bases into stored power. The sorcery-speed clamp on Renew keeps it a proactive engine rather than a combat ambush; you commit the counters on your own turn, in the open, where the opponent can see the swing coming. The body is expendable, which is the design's honesty: it trades its own life for a resource that outlives it, turning a green fatty into a two-stage engine that dies and then finishes the job from exile.