Intangible Vibes

Reclassifying every creature on the battlefield as a token is a one-line enchantment that silently rewrites the rules text on half the board. The mechanism is the token-cleanup rule: tokens cease to exist the moment they leave play, so once this resolves, anything that would normally crawl back from the graveyard, flicker home, or bounce to hand instead evaporates into nonexistence. Reanimation spells find nothing to raise. Blink effects delete their own targets. Cards that count or care about tokens abruptly count everything on the board. The whole design lives on the seam between what a permanent is and what a permanent is treated as, exploiting a rule that was written as a game-state convenience for cleaning up leftover copies, never as a global deletion engine. This belongs to the tradition of un-adjacent and silver-bordered design, where the payoff is not a rate on a body but the sheer breadth of interactions it quietly invalidates the instant it enters. Reading it once tells you what it does; understanding it means walking every triggered ability on the table and asking which ones quietly assumed their creatures would still be around afterward.