Hydra Omnivore

Combat damage in a multiplayer game is normally a one-on-one transaction: you swing at one opponent, they take it, the others watch. This 8/8 rewrites that arithmetic. Connect with a single player and every other opponent takes the same eight, and that mirroring scales with everything you stack on top. A doubled, trampling, or pumped hit lands on the whole table at once, so the card was built for the format where three or more opponents sit across from you and a single profitable attack can be a board-wide life-total reset. It quietly solves the green Voltron player's perpetual problem: spending all your resources making one creature enormous, then only getting to point it at one person per turn. Here the politics of who-to-attack mostly dissolve, because the answer is everyone. The 8/8 body matters too; it can attack into open boards on raw size, and it doesn't need evasion of its own to start the damage chain, only a way to land the first hit. The leash on its power is that the cloned damage triggers off combat damage to an opponent specifically, so it does nothing on defense and asks you to actually win a combat step before the table-wide payoff arrives.