Hurl Through Hell

Removal that hands you the corpse. Most exile effects in these colors settle the question and move on: the creature is gone, the card neutralized, the exchange clean. This one refuses to close the loop. It exiles the target, then leaves the door propped open for a full turn cycle, and it is you standing in the doorway, not the creature's owner. The demon that flings a body through the planes drops it back on your side. What makes the design sing is the color-fixing rider bolted onto the theft: because you may spend mana as though it were any color, the exiled card is not merely a creature you might replay, it is a creature you can replay regardless of its color identity, the biggest, most expensive thing on the opposing battlefield now castable off a Rakdos base. And if you do cast it, it stays: a creature cast from exile enters under your control with no lease attached. The pressure lives entirely in the window. That window closes, and when it does the offer expires; miss the mana or the moment and the card sits in exile permanently, gone for everyone, neither yours nor its owner's. So the calculus is not whether to hold a borrowed bomb but whether you can afford the reunion at all. Kill it, or keep it: the spell turns your best answer into your best question, and the color rider is the thumb it puts on the scale.