Horobi, Death's Wail

Targeting becomes a death sentence, and the rule cuts in every direction at once: an opponent's combat tricks and equip activations destroy their own creatures the instant they point at them, the controller's buffs and protective spells kill the things they touch, and any creature that becomes the target of any spell or ability dies before that effect resolves. The flying 4/4 body is almost incidental; what the card hands its controller is a board-state puzzle, not a finisher. It offers no protection to Horobi itself, which is the trap most builds walk into: as a creature, it is destroyed the moment anything targets it, including the most trivial pinger, so a single point of damage aimed its way is lethal. The flip side is that the same trivial pinger becomes universal removal pointed at the opponent: any cheap, repeatable targeting effect now reads as "destroy target creature," and a tap or a one-damage shock clears whatever it touches. Building around the contradiction means learning to play a table where pointing at a creature kills it, which means routing your own targeted effects away from your board while leaning on cheap targeting to dismantle theirs. It is a deliberately self-endangering design, a creature whose ability is most dangerous to the side that owns it and most rewarding to the side that has thought hardest about where every spell on the stack is aimed.