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Hire a Crew

Instant2 generic manaRed mana

Instant-speed body-plus-anthem is a rare pairing, and the timing window is where the design earns its rate. Most effects that drop a creature and pump your team arrive at sorcery speed, telegraphed a full turn ahead and easy to play around. Cast this in your own combat, after attackers are declared but before your opponent commits blocks, and the +1/+0 rewrites the combat math they were about to solve: everything already swinging gets bigger, and the defender has to reassess every block assignment against damage they did not budget for. The token cannot join that combat (a creature made mid-combat has never been declared as an attacker), so its value is deferred: it lands as a menace-carrying threat for next turn, when the anthem is gone but the body remains. That menace is what keeps the token from being a throwaway; an attacker that can't be blocked except by two or more creatures compounds pressure rather than trading away one-for-one. The balancing act is that neither half is expensive on its own, so the card leans toward boards that are already wide: the pump scales with the bodies present, and the token merely nudges that count up for the turn after. Villain as a creature type is flavor rather than mechanics here, so the card reads as go-wide red aggro at heart, a burst of reach held at instant speed and waiting for the moment blocks are about to lock.

Hire a Crew (msh)
MSH · #134common
Pricing
Normal: $0.07
Foil: $0.23
Oracle Text

Rules text

Create a 2/1 black Villain creature token with menace, then creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
Legal
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
Legal
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
Legal
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
Legal
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Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
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Oathbreaker
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Gladiator
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Penny Dreadful
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Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
Legal
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
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