Haunted Cloak

Three keywords for three mana, then a single mana to strap them on: this is bulk Equipment doing exactly what bulk Equipment is for, turning an otherwise inert creature into a threat without asking the deck to do anything clever. The package is coherent rather than random. Haste gets the equipped body attacking the turn it lands, trample turns gang-blocks into wasted chump fodder, and vigilance lets the same creature swing and stay back to guard. Together they describe one job: make a creature a permanent attacker that does not have to choose between offense and defense. That is a real ceiling on a token, a mana dork you no longer need in that role, or anything with an attack trigger you want firing every turn. The catch is everything bulk Equipment shares: a three-mana investment that produces no board presence by itself, a recurring one-mana tax to move it, and a body requirement that means it does nothing in a vacuum. It rewards a board you already have rather than building one. As low-rarity design, this hands a creature deck a reliable finisher slot, bundling three keywords that individually decorate premium cards at a price that stays honest about its rarity. Useful wherever a creature can carry the keywords, ignorable wherever none can.