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Grim Physician

Creature — ZombieBlack mana

The value here is on the way out, not the way in. A one-mana 1/1 that trades in combat or gets sacrificed and, in dying, shrinks something an opponent controls: the death trigger is the point, and the body is just the delivery mechanism. That -1/-1 until end of turn is small on its own, but it does two jobs a plain piece of sacrifice fodder cannot. It finishes off an X/1 the opponent was counting on, and it can shrink a blocker or attacker mid-combat when the Physician is fed to an outlet at the right moment. Timing is where the design earns its keep, and so is the specific trigger condition: the effect is stapled to death, not to leaving the battlefield generally. Bounce it, blink it, exile it, and you get nothing. It has to actually die, which means the payoff is locked to decks already built to send creatures to the graveyard, folding a downtick of removal into the sacrifice loop rather than asking for a separate card. It sits in the long line of black one-drops whose entire reason to exist is to die usefully, the aristocrats-adjacent chaff that pays a small dividend on its way out. Nothing about it is flashy; the -1/-1 will not swing a game alone. But it slots cleanly into the color's oldest instinct: make your dead things do work.

Grim Physician (thb)
THB · #100common
Pricing
Normal: $0.15
Foil: $0.17
Oracle Text

Rules text

When this creature dies, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
Legal
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
Legal
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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