Glistening Deluge

A sweeper with a color grudge. The base line clears the smallest tokens and mana dorks the way any modest wrath does, but the second clause is where the design commits: green and white creatures take a full -3/-3, deep enough to kill the midsize threats those colors lean on while leaving black's own board comparatively intact. That lopsidedness earns the rate. Where most black board control charges symmetry as its cost (you clear their side and yours together), this hands you a one-sided edge against exactly the go-wide and value-creature strategies that green-white tends to field, at a price a symmetric wrath of the same reach could not justify. The friction is that the reach is conditional: against a mono-red aggro deck or a blue tempo shell, you are holding an overpriced -1/-1 pulse that misses most of what matters. It is a hoser dressed as a sweeper, priced for the matchups it was built to punish and dead weight against the rest. The lineage runs through the old color-hate school, the kind that reads as unplayable in a vacuum and format-warping against the one archetype it names; this one folds that hate into a wrath and lets you decide, deck by deck, whether the extra -2/-2 is worth the narrowness.