Fungal Behemoth

The trick here is that suspend isn't a delay; it's the engine. Most suspend cards count down to a single payoff, eating early turns for a discount later. This one converts every tick of the clock into a +1/+1 counter on a creature you already control, which is the same resource it reads its own size from. So the wait pays you twice: each upkeep you stack a counter somewhere on the board, and each counter quietly grows the Behemoth waiting in exile to match. By the time the last time counter falls and it arrives with haste, the board has been swelling for as many turns as you paid for, and the creature lands at a size proportional to the work the suspend already did. The Fungus typing nods at the saproling-and-counter lineage green has always cultivated, but the design idea is sharper than a tribal payoff: it folds the cost of suspend (lost tempo) into a counters subtheme so the downtime is never dead. The catch is fragility on both ends. The body reads as zero whenever your counters are gone, and the counters live on whichever creatures you targeted rather than the Behemoth itself, so a single sweeper undoes turns of accumulation at once. It rewards a board you were already going wide on, and punishes you for leaning on the Behemoth as your only threat.