Frilled Deathspitter

Enrage built most of its dinosaurs to punish blockers and combat tricks: hit the lizard, it grows, you regret swinging into it. This one inverts the premise. The damage payoff doesn't fatten the body or draw a card; it fires two damage straight at an opponent's face or a planeswalker, which means the Deathspitter wants to be dealt damage and would just as soon trade or chump as survive. That flips the usual combat math. An attacker that kills it in one swing still hands you two points of reach, a blocker that stops the 3/2 has still let the enrage trigger go off, and any source of self-inflicted damage you control turns the creature into a repeatable burn outlet rather than a board presence. The 3/2 frame is doing deliberate work: small enough to die in most exchanges, big enough that opponents can't shrug it off, so the trigger resolves whether you win the fight or lose it. It reads enrage as a reach mechanic rather than a defensive one, a creature that converts the act of taking damage into direct damage and asks you to treat its toughness as a fuse instead of a wall.