Flurry of Horns

Two bodies for five mana, both swinging the turn they land: this is the workmanlike "haste tokens" template at common, sized to deliver damage now rather than value later. The math is deliberately blunt. Five mana for two 2/3s is an ordinary rate, justified only because haste collapses the usual gap between casting and connecting; a Minotaur deck wants those bodies attacking immediately, not stalling a turn to be chump-blocked or swept off the board. The three toughness is the detail worth noting. Most haste-token fillers come stapled to one-toughness frames that fold to incidental pings and combat tricks; these survive that small-ball damage, so they stick around as attackers and as fodder for whatever wants creatures to sacrifice or pump. As a tribal payoff it leans entirely on the creature type and does exactly what the text promises, no hidden upside, but it does that one job (a turn-five board-doubling that immediately threatens damage) cleanly. A go-wide red beatdown shell finds it a serviceable curve-topper; outside that frame it is precisely what it reads as.