Falkenrath Reaver

No abilities, no keywords, no text below the type line: a 2/2 for two whose entire contribution is being a red Vampire that costs what an aggressive curve wants to pay at the two-slot. The design is honest about what it is. Red gets vanilla bodies at this rate as a matter of color-pie routine, and the only variable a builder can adjust is the creature type, which makes this a member of the Vampire tribe first and a card second. The lord-and-anthem shells that reward raw creature density are the only place the type line does any lifting: an anthem does not care whether the 2/2 it pumps has abilities, only that it is present and correctly tagged. Everything interesting about the card happens on other cards. What is left here is a clean statistical unit, deliberately shaped to sit under effects rather than generate them, and priced so it never asks a deck to bend its curve to include it.