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Experimental Confectioner

Creature — Human Peasant2 generic manaBlack mana

Food went from incidental lifegain to a resource engine the moment a card treated sacrificing it as a trigger rather than a cost. Here the loop runs one direction and pays out in bodies: each Food you crack (this card hands you the first one on entry) leaves behind a 1/1 Rat, so a set of tokens that normally exists to gain 3 life and disappear now doubles as a repeatable creature generator. Those Rats can't block, which pins the design firmly on the aggressive side of the aristocrats spectrum: the tokens are built to attack and to feed sacrifice outlets, not to hold a board. That reframes what Food is worth in a deck built around this. A Food is no longer a static "gain 3 later" toggle; it is a stored attacker and a sacrifice payload, and the lifegain becomes the rider rather than the point. The 2/3 body is deliberately unglamorous because the value is in what the card turns your other cards into: any effect that eats Food, any artifact-sacrifice payoff, any outlet that wants fodder, all of it now spits out a Rat on the way through. It is a converter, sitting at the junction where the Food subtheme and the token-swarm subtheme overlap and asking you to run both at once.

Experimental Confectioner (woe)
WOE · #314uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $9.44
Foil: $8.27
Oracle Text

Rules text

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "2 generic mana, Tap, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
Legal
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
Legal
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
Legal
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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