Embraal Bruiser

The enters-tapped clause is the whole cost of putting a 3/1 on the board for two mana: the body cannot block the turn it lands, so it arrives as a pure offensive commitment that spends its first turn doing nothing while it wakes up. That trade is aimed squarely at a deck that has already decided it is racing rather than trading. The payoff is conditional menace, live the moment any artifact sits on your side of the board, and 3 power demanding two blockers turns a low-toughness defensive line into a bad math problem for the opponent. The card splits cleanly along that condition: in an artifact-saturated shell the menace is on by default and the beater does exactly what it promises, while in a build with no artifacts it is a fragile 1-toughness attacker that shows up tapped and evasion-less. That fork is the whole design brief. It is uncommon-grade connective tissue for an artifact-matters aggro deck, the kind of role-player that keeps the curve pointed forward and the pressure constant without ever being the card anyone points to after the game. The marquee threats close; this one keeps the opponent honest on the turns before they do.