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Drainpipe Vermin

Creature — RatBlack mana

The trick here is that the body and the ability point in different directions. A 1/1 for a single black mana wants to attack, chump, or feed a sacrifice outlet; the death trigger wants you to throw it away and then spend more mana to make the throwing matter. That second payment is the design hinge: the discard does not come free with the death, it costs an additional black mana on top, which keeps a one-mana common from quietly becoming a repeatable hand-disruption engine. Stitch the same Rat back through a recursion loop, where it can die and return over and over, and the gating cost is the only thing standing between you and an opponent emptying their hand a card at a time, so the tax is doing real work even when it reads like a penalty on your own creature. As a standalone, it is a body that bites a card off an opponent's hand on the way out, the kind of low-stakes attrition mono-black grindy decks have always wanted from their early drops. The Rat tag and the cheap, expendable frame mark it as a piece built for sacrifice and aristocrat shells rather than a card meant to swing games on its own.

Drainpipe Vermin (rtr)
RTR · #66common
Pricing
Normal: $0.17
Foil: $0.47
Oracle Text

Rules text

When this creature dies, you may pay Black mana. If you do, target player discards a card.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
Legal
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
Legal
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
Legal
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
Printings elsewhere

Other printings

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