Dire Fleet Neckbreaker

The lord template, ported to the most aggressive tribe a black-red deck can field, with the anthem tuned for a single decisive purpose. Where most tribal payoffs hand out a symmetrical +1/+1 to everything sharing the type, this one narrows the buff to one window: the +2/+0 applies only to Pirates that are attacking, and only on offense. That restriction is the whole bargain. A pure power boost with no toughness attached is built for racing, not grinding; it turns a board of small bodies into a lethal alpha strike but leaves them exactly as fragile on the back swing. The missing toughness bump is deliberate, keeping the card from doubling as a defensive anchor the way a symmetrical anthem would. A 3/2 body is a beater in its own right, so it adds to the swing it powers rather than sitting back as a glass cannon. The trade is clear: a board that hits far above its investment when you have initiative, and a creature that contributes nothing the turn you have to hold the line. It is a payoff that demands a critical mass of cheap, expendable threats already on the table, rewarding a deck committed to ending the game before the math turns against it.