Dermotaxi

The reanimation payoff nobody has to reanimate: instead of returning a dead creature to the battlefield, this Vehicle borrows its shape, exiling a corpse on entry and then wearing that one creature's face whenever you can spare two bodies to tap. The imprint is a one-time commitment, locked in as the Vehicle enters, so the choice of which fatty to exile is the whole decision; there is no menu to re-order from on later turns, only the single card you named at the door. The activation cost is what justifies the cheap price. This is not the Crew keyword: it demands exactly two untapped creatures regardless of their power, so a pair of blank tokens works as well as two Eldrazi, and the payment is measured in board presence rather than mana. You are converting two attackers or blockers into a temporary copy of, say, Emrakul, the Aeons Torn or Griselbrand, complete with its abilities but resettable to a lifeless 0/0 at cleanup. Because imprint exiles a card from any graveyard, it happily raids an opponent's yard to steal their finisher out from under them. That resettability is the deeper hook: between activations it is not a creature at all, dodging sorcery-speed creature removal by simply not being a legal target until you power it up again. It answers the old reanimator problem of the uncastable fatty, the bomb you drew but cannot pay for. Here the price of wearing that body is the creatures already standing in front of you.