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Deputized Protester

Creature — Human Warrior2 generic manaRed mana

Point this Warrior at a single opponent and it swings as a 3/2: the melee trigger fires on every attack, so the printed 2/1 body is a number the creature almost never actually presents. The reward scales with how widely you commit. Send it into two players and it attacks as a 4/3; spread the assault across more, and it grows for each direction you declared, the bonus resetting at end of turn but cresting higher the wider your attack step. Menace layers a second tax on top: every defender needs two blockers to stop it, and finding two spare bodies gets expensive fast when each player is being pressured at once. The design logic is pure incentive engineering. It does not just reward attacking; it rewards attacking everyone, punishing the politically safe poke at one neighbor and pushing the aggressor to commit broadly. That makes it a creature whose ceiling tracks the shape of the game around it: serviceable when there is only one opponent to hit, escalating in proportion to how many directions you are willing to point the sword. It is a small piece, but it captures the whole thesis of the melee keyword: combat math that pays out most when you refuse to play it safe.

Deputized Protester (clu)
CLU · #131common
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Oracle Text

Rules text

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.)
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
N/A
Modern
N/A
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
Legal
Brawl
N/A
Historic
N/A
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
N/A
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
Legal
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
N/A
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
N/A
TLR
Legal
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