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Crime Novelist

Creature — Goblin Bard2 generic manaRed mana

The 1/3 body is the giveaway: this is a piece built to survive combat while its engine spins, not to win a fight. What it converts is artifact death into two currencies at once, a permanent +1/+1 counter and a burst of red mana, and stacking those on a single trigger is the whole design. Sacrificing artifacts is already something aristocrat and treasure decks do for free (the Treasure token you cracked for mana, the Blood token you emptied for a draw); this attaches a reward to the sacrifice you were making anyway. The red mana it adds is the more interesting half, because it turns each sacrifice into a fractional refund, letting a chain of artifact fodder partially pay for itself and feeding into further sacrifice costs or spells in the same turn. That mana-refund loop is where the card stops being a slow beater and starts being a small combo piece: enough zero-cost artifact tokens and a way to reprocess them, and the counters and the mana both snowball together. The Goblin Bard reads like flavor filler, but the mechanical job is precise: it is a payoff that wants a critical mass of cheap, disposable artifacts around it, and it does nothing on an empty board. Build the sacrifice fodder first; the counters and the ramp are the return on that investment.

Crime Novelist (mkm)
MKM · #121uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $0.63
Foil: $1.29
Oracle Text

Rules text

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and add Red mana.
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
Legal
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
Legal
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
N/A
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
Legal
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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