Court Street Denizen

A tapper that scales with your battlefield rather than charging mana per use. Most repeatable tappers in white's history have asked you to invest activation costs or untap windows; this one converts the act of deploying creatures into the tap trigger, so the engine runs for free as long as you keep playing white bodies. That reframes the combat math. Each white creature that lands removes a blocker or a would-be attacker, meaning a developing board does double duty: building toward a swing while disarming the opponent's defense one creature at a time. Two things keep it honest. Only white creatures pull the trigger, so it rewards mono-white or heavily white builds rather than splashing into any deck, and it taps rather than locks down, leaving the target to untap next turn. The result is a tempo piece more than a control element, best when the creatures are arriving in a steady stream and dead weight in topdeck mode, where the trigger has nothing to fire on and the 2/2 body is all you have left. White-weenie strategies value this kind of repeatable, no-cost battlefield interaction precisely because it asks nothing beyond the gameplan they were already executing.