Cosmic Spider-Man

Five colors of mana buys a body that reads like a checklist of every evergreen combat keyword: flying, first strike, trample, lifelink, and haste, all stapled to a 5/5. Stacking the full suite on one creature is a rare move because each keyword usually costs a card of its own; here they arrive together, and the haste means the whole package can attack the turn it lands. The genuinely load-bearing text is the combat-step handout. This is a tribal lord that does not touch stats: instead of a static +1/+1, it distributes its own keyword suite to every other Spider you control at the beginning of combat, turning a board of otherwise grounded arachnids into an evasive, lifelinking, first-striking swarm for one attack. That framing matters because it makes the card a payoff rather than an anthem. A pile of small Spiders is unthreatening until this hits the battlefield; then the same board flies over blockers, strikes first against anything it meets, and gains life on the way in. The keywords reset each turn, so the buff is a repeatable alpha-strike enabler rather than a permanent buff you can play around by removing the lord and reverting stats. It is a finisher built to weaponize a tribe that historically leaned on defensive, reach-based bodies, pointing them the other direction entirely.