Colossapede

Five mana for a 5/5 with no text at all: the kind of oversized green common that exists to fill the four-toughness-and-up slot in a curve and ask for nothing in return. The body sits a hair under the aggressive end of the rate (5/5 vanillas have historically cost four in green, with the downshift to common buying the extra mana), and that trade is the entire transaction. No enters trigger, no keyword, no activated ability to leverage; the card swaps raw stats for simplicity and lands exactly where green's color-pie generosity with creature size meets the conservatism that keeps a common from warping a board. That makes it ballast, not an engine: something to deploy, swing, and block with while the real payoff cards do the winning. The design lineage is the long line of big green commons that hand a midrange shell a reliable midgame threat without demanding synergy, the floor a green deck leans on when it needs a body and nothing more. Honest about what it is, with no hidden second gear to hunt for.