Chittering Dispatcher

Myriad spins up a copy for each opponent other than the one you're attacking, and those copies exile themselves when combat ends. Bolting that keyword onto a leaves-the-battlefield trigger is the neat trick here. Every Myriad token that attacks and then exiles pays out a 0/1 Eldrazi Spawn on the way out, so a single alpha strike into a crowded table stamps out a run of spawns, one leaves-the-battlefield trigger at a time (one per copy that departs). What reads as a splashy multiplayer beater doubles as a ramp engine that scales with the size of the table: the more opponents flanking your target, the more copies, the more colorless mana waiting on the crackback. It treats the whole board as fuel rather than a lone blocker. The leaves-the-battlefield clause is also broader than the Myriad line implies: any removal, any sacrifice, any bounce still leaves a spawn behind, so the drone punishes clean answers and converts its own death into ramp. Note that Devoid only strips the color off the drone itself; the spawn is colorless because the trigger explicitly mints a colorless token, not because the keyword carries over. Both halves land in the Eldrazi shell all the same, feeding payoffs that key on colorless mana. It belongs to a line of creatures that turn combat and attrition into resources rather than face damage, with Myriad supplying multiplication a single body could never generate on its own.