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Call In a Professional

Instant2 generic manaRed mana

Most three-damage burn spells price their flexibility on the damage alone. This one bolts on a hate clause and charges an extra generic mana for it: the third point of mana buys a turn where lifegain shuts off and damage can't be prevented, converting a mid-range removal rate into a purpose-built finisher against the exact decks that neuter burn. The lifegain lock closes the window a well-timed lifelink swing or a bulk heal would otherwise use to climb back over the top of an aggressive clock; the prevention clause answers fog effects and damage-redirection tricks that would otherwise blank the point. The shield-counter interaction is the neatest wrinkle: the reminder text spells out that this removes the counter rather than being stopped by it, so a creature warded by a single shield counter takes the 3 damage here instead of merely losing the shield, making this a strict answer to a mechanic designed to survive a first removal spell. The cost is that all of this is dead weight in the games where the opponent was never going to gain or prevent anything, which is most of them; you are paying insurance against a specific plan whether or not the plan ever shows up. It is a burn spell that stops caring about efficiency the moment the race turns into an attrition problem, and starts caring a great deal.

Call In a Professional (snc)
SNC · #103uncommon
Pricing
Normal: $0.16
Foil: $0.26
Oracle Text

Rules text

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)
Legalities

Format Status

Standard
N/A
Pioneer
Legal
Modern
Legal
Legacy
Legal
Vintage
Legal
Commander
Legal
Pauper
N/A
Brawl
Legal
Historic
Legal
Alchemy
N/A
Timeless
Legal
Standard Brawl
N/A
More formats
Old School
N/A
Premodern
N/A
PreDH
N/A
Pauper Commander
N/A
Oathbreaker
Legal
Gladiator
Legal
Penny Dreadful
Legal
Duel Commander
Legal
Future Standard
N/A
COMPETITIVEBRAWL
Legal
TLR
Legal
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