Bumbleflower's Sharepot

A colorless artifact that gives every deck access to hard removal, and the two-mana entry cost is doing more than it looks. The body of the design is the Food token it stamps out on arrival: that Food is the value floor, the thing that keeps the card from being a dead draw when there is nothing worth destroying. The removal itself is expensive and slow (a five-mana, sorcery-speed sacrifice that eats the artifact), but "destroy target nonland permanent" is unusually wide for something that answers to no color. What makes the arithmetic work is that you have already banked the incidental payoff up front: the Food sits there feeding sacrifice engines, life-gain triggers, and artifact-count synergies regardless of whether you ever fire the removal. The card is really two effects stapled at different costs on the same clock, and it lets a deck outside white or black reach for a Vindicate-style answer without splashing for it. The sorcery-speed restriction is the balancing weight: you cannot hold it as a combat trick or ambush a game-ending swing, so the removal reads as a proactive plan rather than a reactive safety valve. For a deck already leaning on Food or artifact-sacrifice engines, it slots into a shell that was going to want the token anyway, and the removal comes along for free.