Benthic Anomaly
The cast trigger is a punishment engine dressed as a clone effect: it doesn't copy a single creature so much as read the whole table and hand you a stat-stapled amalgam of everyone's best threat. Point it at a board full of fatties and the token's power and toughness become the sums of every creature you named, so the more your opponents have committed to the battlefield, the larger the Eldrazi you assemble from their investment. That inverts the usual multiplayer arithmetic where a wide, developed board is a strength; here their commitment becomes the raw material for a colorless monster only you get to keep. The token borrows a creature's text alongside its silhouette, so it can inherit whatever keyword suite or trigger the strongest body on the table happens to carry, then wear it on an inflated frame. Because the ability keys off the cast rather than resolution, it resolves before the spell does: counter the 7/8 body and you have already banked the assembled monster. The copy effect defines the token as a colorless Eldrazi in its own text, so it lands off-color regardless of what it was cloning, and any answer that keys on a color the original creature had comes up empty. The whole design rewards patience: the last player to cast this reaps the most, because they read a board everyone else spent the game building.
