Bartizan Bats
Three power in the air on a body that dies to a stiff breeze: this is the evasion-only beater built entirely around the trade it forces. The 3/1 statline puts the whole design in the offense, which is exactly why the single toughness matters so much. It closes games fast when unanswered, but it trades down against nearly every flier it meets, dies to any incidental point of damage, and evaporates to the cheapest removal available. That fragility is the standard lever for pricing an aggressive flier at common: give it enough power to threaten a real clock, then make it so brittle that it contributes nothing the turn it stops attacking. It is a card for the deck that already wants to tap out and race, punishing the player hoping to keep it around on defense. Beyond curve-filling in an aggressive black shell or a Bat tribal build, there is little here to discuss; the design is honest about being a clock and nothing else.


