Barrin's Unmaking
Bounce that reads the board before it fires. Most unconditional return spells point at a target and trust the caster to pick something worth removing; this one runs a census first, tallying colors across the battlefield and only returning the target if it wears the plurality color. What that does to the spell is make its effect shift turn to turn: whichever color floods the table (yours, theirs, a third party's) is the one that resolves, and nothing of another color gets bounced. So it answers almost anything when the count tips one way and refuses the permanent you actually wanted gone when the count goes another. That conditionality is the price charged for the rate, and it ties the card to the kind of plane multicolor blocks were built to celebrate: a battlefield routinely sprawled across all five colors, where "most common color" was a live, changing question rather than a foregone one. The design rewards reading the table, not the targeting reticle. A patient pilot waits for the board to tip toward the color they mean to punish, then unmakes the most important permanent of that color at instant speed. It is removal that doubles as a barometer of who is winning the color war, an artifact of an era when "what color is the battlefield" was a sentence that meant something.
