Bane Alley Blackguard
A 1/3 for two mana in black, and that is the entire pitch. Three toughness is the meaningful number: it walls the bottom of an aggressive curve, sitting in front of one- and two-power attackers and forcing a second creature or a removal spell to push damage through. One power means it earns nothing on offense, so the body is purely a tax on the opponent's early tempo rather than a clock of its own. A slower black deck slots in a card like this to survive to the turns where its expensive cards take over: a speed bump, not a threat. The Human Rogue type line gives it a faint home in tribal shells, but nothing on the card asks you to build around it. As design it is the plainest possible expression of a defensive two-drop, the toughness doing all the work and the rest of the stat line kept deliberately inert so the card never overstays its welcome. Filler in the honest sense: printed to fill out a slow black deck's early defense, ignored everywhere the format moves faster than it can block.
