Axebane Beast

A true vanilla: no keyword, no trigger, nothing to put on the stack, just a body. What that body buys is the toughness that survives most one-damage sweeps and trades up against the two- and three-power aggressive drops green tends to face down. The design job is filler-with-a-purpose: a common-slot roleplayer built to hold ground, block early, and pressure a stalled board without demanding a build-around. Four toughness on a four-mana 3/4 is the deliberate part; it is wide enough to matter on defense but flat enough to never invite a real evaluation, which is the entire point of a card like this. It exists so green has a body to fill out a curve, not one that changes how a game plays.