Ardoz, Cobbler of War

The engine runs off a single trigger, but it's narrower than it first reads: every creature that enters gives itself +2/+0 that turn, not the board around it. Each hasty 1-power one-drop swings for three, each token you make off the sorcery-speed activation arrives as a 3/1 attacker, and Ardoz itself hits for three the turn it lands. Where most lords hand out a static, standing anthem, this one converts the act of a creature resolving onto the battlefield into a one-turn burst of extra power, rewarding a hand you dump in one motion rather than an army you assemble over several turns. The token-maker is the mana sink that keeps the triggers coming once your hand empties, and the sorcery-speed clause on it is the honest cost: it can't ambush, it can't flash out a chump blocker, it exists purely to turn idle mana into fresh entry triggers on your own turn. The fragile 1/1 haste body is the point, not a liability. This is an aggressive lord built to join its own alpha strike, not a value permanent you tuck behind blockers and protect. The through-line across the whole design is entry timing, the instant a creature resolves, treated as the resource to exploit rather than the finished product.